Top reasons to participate in Cranksgiving ’08:16. If you come in DFL, you actually win something besides a damaged ego.
15. You’ve always wanted a reason to cut in line at a grocery store.
14. You can watch Mars Café staff work their asses off.
13. If you win you can finally get that PRC tattoo across the middle of your back.
12. Free T-Shirt. F### YEAH!! How have I gone this long without a t-shirt?
11. Another chance to flirt with the girl who works at QuickTrip.
10. PRC girls will not mock your lame attempts at flirting.
9. Because last year Jane kicked your a$$.
8. How many opportunities do you have to scream, “WHERE IS THE TUNA?”
7. Sweet gold crank trophies if you win your category.
6. Nothing sounds more fun than a completely unsanctioned, uninsured, race through open traffic for charity.
5. If you don’t do it a homeless child will starve to death.
4. You’ll finally carry something in that pannier bag that’s not Coors Light.
3. We have a Democrat president now. Time to start giving to the needy again.
2. You’ll be eligible for cool schwag including Oakley’s, CHROME bag and lots more.
1. You get to ride your bike AND give to charity at the same time.
What is Cranksgiving?You will be given a grocery list of 12 items which you must purchase from 12 different stores. You choose the stores, you choose the route; it’s like a treasure hunt! Once all the participants return, we’ll collect the food and donate it to the Food Bank of Iowa. We will give everyone a map with local streets and stores.
When/where is Cranksgiving?Saturday, November 22nd. Registration opens at noon, race starts at 1pm.
Mars Cafe at 2318 University Ave. in Des Moines, IA
What is our goal?Last year we raised over 2000 pounds of food and we want to make this year even bigger!
OTHER DETAILS:
T-shirts will be given to the first 100 people to register.
Mars Cafe will be selling COFFEE, SODA, BEER, and FOOD.
NO ENTRY FEE, but you will need to pay for your groceries.
Top finisher in each category will receive the Golden Crank Trophy.
Overall winner will win $100 towards a tattoo at Yankee Doodle Dandy Tattoo.
Huge raffle to follow the event for all participants. Lots of great stuff given away!
We suggest you bring a bag to carry your groceries, cash to buy them, and a lock.
Track stand competition following the event.
CATEGORIES:
Overall Guy
Overall Gal
Top Out-of-Towner
Top Fixed Gear
Top Junior (under 18 yrs)
Top Single Speed (or fixie with brakes)
Most Money Spent
DFL
LAST YEAR:
For videos, photos, and press from the 2007 event -
http://www.cranksgiving.blogspot.com/ANY EVENT QUESTIONS? WANT TO DONATE A GIVE-AWAY PRIZE OR FOOD/TOILETRY ITEM?
Contact
punk@punkrockcycling.com